Maar
Dost : Tumhen us Aurat se Maar Q pari??
Pathan : Us ki seat k neechy meri paani ki bottle pari thi,
me ny bas itna kaha k
"Taangen uthao mujhy apna paani nikalna hai".......:-p :-)
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