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Dimagh



Ek Pathan Badam Bech raha tha,,


Sardar ny Pucha : Ye Khany se Kiya hota hai??


Pathan : Dimagh Tez Hota hai..


Sardar : Wo Kese??


Pathan : Acha Ye Batao, 1 Kilo Chawal me Kitny Dany hoty hen??


Sardar : Pata Nahi..


Pathan Ny Usko Badam Khilaya aur Bola :

Acha Ab Batao k 1 Darjan me Kitny Keley hoty hen??


Sardar : 12..


Pathan : Dekha Dimagh Tez Huwa..


Sardar : 2 Kilo De Yaar! Kamal ki Cheez hai....:-) :-D



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