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Pathan Suhag Raat ko Bivi ki Tangen utha ker Soch me per gaya..

Bivi : Kiya huwa??

Pathan : Yara ye System Hamari Samajh se Bahar hai,

Tum ko Ulta hi hona parega...;-0 ;-)



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