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Jamat



Pathan : O Yara, Aaj Hum se Jummy ka Namaz Qaza ho gaya.

Dost Herani se : Wo Q??

.

Pathan : Yara Jab Jamat Shuru hony laga to

Imam saib ny kaha k

Apna apna Mobile Phone band ker do,

Hamara Phone Ghar per tha,

Jab hum Phone Band ker k Aya to

Jamat Ho Chuka tha..:-p :-(



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