Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Last time



8, 9 Pathan Tash Khel rahy thy k Ploice ki Gari aa gai;

1 Pathan Bhaag ker Police ki Gari me Beth gaya.

Police Wala : Hum Tum Logon ko Pakarny aaye aur Tum Apny Aap Gari me Q Beth gaye?

?

Pathan :

Last Time Jab Hum Pakry gaye thy to

Mujhy Gari me Khary ho ker Jana Para Tha....:-)



Send To Mobile  

<<< Read Previous | Read Next >>>



Submit Your Comments:



Related SMS to "Last time"

  1. Ghalti  By: Rabia Naz
    Pathan F-16 land ker k bahir nikla aur Staff se kehny laga : "Yara, Aaj Hum ny India k 2 Jahaz aur ...

  2. Toilet  By: Maha Abro
    Public Toilet me Likha tha, "Duniya Chand pe Pohanch Gai Aur Yahin Betha Hai" . Pathan ny Niche L...

  3. Mannat  By: Naghma Khan
    Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya?? Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya. Sardar : Kis Ba...

  4. Pathan Haj Kerny gaya  By: Naghma Khan
    Ek Pathan Haj kerny gaya, Jab Wapas aya to Friends ny pucha k Shaitan ko Kankar Maary thy..?? ? ...

  5. Tabiyat  By: Maha Abro
    Pathan ki Tabiyat Kharab thi.. Dost : Chal Yaar, Doctor k Paas chalty hen.. Pathan : Phir kisi Din...

  6. Ye To Wohi Hai  By: Naghma Khan
    1 Pathan Aaina dekh ker Sochny laga: "Yara Is ko kahin dekha hai" Thori Dair sochny k baad,, Ooo...

  7. Pathan Ki Modern Bivi  By: Naghma Khan
    Pathan ki Modern Wife ny Usay Office jaty Waqt Piyar se Kaha: See U In The Evening..:) . . Patha...

  8. Khan Ki Mashooqa  By: Maha Abro
    Pathan : I Love U. Larki : Tameez se Baat kero. Pathan : "Bismillah HirRahman-ir-Raheem With Due ...

  9. Murgha  By: Rabia Naz
    Shadi ki Taqreeb me Pathan aur Punjabi ek sath Khany ki Table per bethy huwe thy.. Khana laya gaya,...

  10. Mood  By: Rabia Naz
    Pathan to Boss : Sir, Aaj Hamara Mood Acha nahi hai, Hum Aaj Office nahi aa sakta.. Boss : Jab Mera...

  11. Khota  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Ek Pathan ka Khota apni jaga se hil nahi raha tha.. Pathan ny us ko Goli maar di.. Dost : Q Mara?...

  12. Horn  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Pathan Bike per ja raha tha k 1 Larki ko Bike Maar di.. Larki : HORN nahi Maar sakty thy kiya?? ? ...

  13. Jamat  By: Rabia Naz
    Pathan : O Yara, Aaj Hum se Jummy ka Namaz Qaza ho gaya. Dost Herani se : Wo Q?? . Pathan : Yara ...

  14. Pathan to DukaanWala  By: Maha Abro
    1 Pathan Dukaan Walay se : Aur Janab, Kese Ho?? Dukaan Wala : Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye. Pathan : W...

  15. Emotional  By: Raheel Ahmed
    Ek Pathan Ek Larki ko Pasand kerta tha.. Bari Laraiyon aur Moushkilon k baad jab Pathan ki Shadi ...