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Geo Pathan



Pathan: Me Apni Dadi se bohat Tang tha,,
Jab B kisi ki Shadi hoti
Wo Mere Gaal Khench ker kehti
"Ab tumhari Baari Hai"

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Phir me ny Un ki Ye Aadat Khatam kerwa di.

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Dost: Wo Kese??

?

Pathan: Jab B kisi ka Inteqaal ho jata
To Me Un k Gaal Khench k kehta,
,
"Dadi Ab Tumhari Baari hai"...;-D

Geo Pathan



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