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Pathan India Gaya



Ek Pathan India Gaya..

Police Wala: Who R U??

Pathan: I Am Hindu.

Police: Tell me the 5 name of Bhagwan?

Pathan:
Yassu, Panju,
Haar, Kabuter,
Doli.

Geo Pathan..;p



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