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Counting Karen



Pathan to Doctor:
"Doctor Sahab Hum ko Raat ko Neend Nahi Ata."

Doctor:
Aap late k 2000 tak
Counting karen,
Neend ajaye gi.

2 Din Baad Pathan Phir Aya..

Doctor:
Amal Kiya Phir?

Pathan:
Nahi kiya.
Mushkil Kaam Hai.
1000 tak Gina to
Neend any laga,
Phir Chaai Pi aur
Jaag k 2000 Poory kiye..;-p



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