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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Me Kon
    Pathan knocks the door

    Sardar: kaun hai ??

    Pathan: Me hoon

    Sardar: Me kaun ??

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    .

    .

    Pathan:
    O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Tu Khud ko hi Bhool gaya...;-p ;-)

    Haahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • School Male hai Ya Female
    Sardar:
    School Male hai Ya Female..?

    Pathan:
    Pata nahi Yara,
    Usme Ghanta bhi hota hai
    aur Periods bhi,
    Bohat Confusion hai...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Tiger Ny Pathan Ko
    Ek Tiger Ny Pathan Ko Chidya Ghar Me Maar Diya..

    Malik:
    Tum Ny Pathan Hi Ko Q Mara?

    Tiger:
    Us Ny Dimagh Kharab Ker Diya Tha,
    Kab Se Keh Raha Tha,
    "Itna Bara Billi"..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Qarz-e-Hasna
    Teacher:
    Qarz-e-Hasna Kisay Kehty Hen??

    Pathan:
    Jab Qarz Deny Wala Paisay Wapis Mangay,
    Aur Qarz Leny Wala HANS De,
    To Usay
    Qarz-e-Hasna Kehty Hen..;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan AirHostess Se
    Pathan AirHostess Se:
    Tumhara Shakal Hamara Bivi Se Milta Hai..

    AirHostess:
    Bakwas Band Kero.

    Pathan:
    MaShaAllah Zabaan Bhi Milta Hai...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apna Mobile
    Pathan Apna Mobile Qabrustan Me Dafna Raha Tha,,

    Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Pathan: Yara Dukan Wale Ny Kaha Hai K
    Mobile DEAD Ho Gaya Hai...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Molvi Taqreer
    Ek Molvi Taqreer Ker Raha Tha..
    "Ek Waqt Aaye Ga Jab Bhai Bhai Ka Nahi,
    Behan Behan Ki Nahi,
    Maa Beti Ki Nahi,
    Baap Bete Ka Nahi,
    Sab ko Apni Fikar Ho Gi,
    Wo Konsa Waqt Ho ga..??"

    Pathan:
    Aftaari Ka Waqt...;-p

    hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apny Bhai Se
    Pathan Apny Bhai Se:
    Tum Hamari Shadi Per Kiya Khas Kaam Kero Gy??

    Bhai:
    Hawaai Firing To Sab Kerty Hen,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Hum KhudKash Hamla Kary Ga...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Larki Ki Shadi Hui
    Pathan Larki Ki Shadi Hui.
    Magar Valima 10 Din K Baad Rakha.

    Dulhan Ki Dost Ny Us Ki Maa Se Pucha:
    Valima Itny Din Baad Q Rakha??

    Dulhan Ki Maa:
    Abhi Kiya Kare Ni,
    Dulha Ko "HOLE" Hi Nai Mila Tha Ni,
    To Valima Kese Hota...;-p
    .
    Hole=Hall

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhary Mobile me Balance Hai
    Pathan: Kiya Tumhary Mobile me Balance Hai??

    Sardar: Haan Hai Q??

    Pathan: O Yara Hum Ko
    Apni Wife Ko
    I Love U Ka
    Msg Kerna Hai...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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