Car Gas par hai
Police: Car Gas par hai?
Pathan: Nahi Sir Ji.
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Police: Petrol par ?
Pathan: Nahi Sir Ji.
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Police: Diesel par ?
Pathan: Nahi Sir Ji.
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Police: Phir kis par hai?
Pathan: Installment par hai Sir Ji.. ;-)
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