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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pathan Technician
    A Man goes to auto Workshop and ask
    Pathan Technician to
    Repair the Car Brakes..

    Pathan did Some Work
    and said:

    "I couldn't Repair your Brakes,

    So I Made your Horn Louder"....;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Inventions
    Some Hi-tech Pathans Inventions..

    1. Waterproof towel!

    2. Solar powered torch!

    3. Book on how to read!

    4. Pedal powered wheel chair!

    5. Umbrella wid holes to see weather its raining or not..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Dar Raha Hai
    Pathan Aur Sardar Jungle Me Potti Ker Rahy Thy..
    Achanak Sher Aa Gaya.

    Pathan: Tum Dar Raha Hai?

    Sardar: Nahi To.

    Pathan: To Saaly Apni Dho,
    Meri Q Dho Raha Hai??...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ladies Toilet
    Ek Pathan Ladies Toilet me gaya.

    Ek Aurat:
    Ye Aurton K Liye Hai.

    Pathan Ny Apni Zip Kholi Aur Kaha:
    "Ye Konsa Garam Masala Kootny k liye hai,
    Ye Bhi Aurton K Liye Hi Hai"....;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Shadi Me Pathan
    Ek Shadi Me Pathan
    Cycle ki Break Hath me Leker Nach Raha Tha..


    Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
    .
    .
    Pathan:
    Oye Khocha,
    Dikh Nahi Raha Ye
    Break Dance Hai....;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Apni Bivi Se
    Pathan Apni Bivi Se:
    Kiya Hamari Jaan Aaj Hum Se Naraz Hai??

    Bivi:
    Nahi To.

    Pathan:
    To Phir Hamari Taraf Apna Munh ker k
    Q Leti Hui Ho?...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hen
    Sardar:
    Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hen,
    Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hen!


    Pathan:
    Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia,
    Larka Acha Hota Hai... ;->

    Hehehehe


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main
    Height Of Fear..!

    2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

    Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

    Par Darr K marey
    Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha... ;->

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher To Pathan
    Teacher To Pathan:

    Jisme koi Kami na ho usko kya kehte hen?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Pathan:
    "Kami-na"...;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Ny Faqeer Ko Q Mara
    Police: Tum Ny Faqeer Ko Q Mara??

    Pathan:
    Hum Ny Pehly Usko Bola k Hum
    Aisa Wesa Aadmi Nahi Hai,
    Magar Ye Khana Kharab Ka Bacha
    Phir bhi Pichay Para Hai k
    "Ek Baar De de Baba, Phir Nahi Aaunga"...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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