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Smart Pathan



Smart Pathan....
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1 Bache ne Pathan ki Dukan se Rs.45
ka Saaman liya or usy 5 k note me
5 k aagay Pencil se 0 likh kr diya
or kaha Ye lo 50Rs..
or 5Rs. Vapas do..
.
.
.
Pathan ko Pata chal gaya or
Usne Socha Iska Badla lena chahiye..
.
Usne Jaib se 50 ka Note nikala or
Uska 0 Pencil se kat diya or Bola:
Ye le 5Rs.
Ab to Hisaab Baraabar.. ;-p ;-)

Hahahha



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