Biwi ka Qatil
Teacher Pathan Se:
Qatil kise kehty hen?
.
Pathan:
Hum Ko Nahi Pata..?
.
Teacher:
Agar Tum Apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do
to Tum kya Kehlao gy..??
.
Pathan:
O Khocha, Phir To Hum "ZARDARI" Kehlaye Ga.. ;-)
Hahahha
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