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Aap B Kuch Khilao



Fakeer: Aap k Parosi Ne
Pet Bhar K Khana Khilaya
Hai Aap B Kuch Khilao ?

Pathan: Hum Tum Ko Wo Cheez Dega K Tum Khush Ho Jaye Ga.

Fakeer Khushi Se: Kiya ?

Pathan: Ye Lo Hajmola.

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