1 Maheenay Bad Nahaya
Pathan: Main 1 baar nahaya tha to pani 5meel(miles) door tak phail gaya tha...
Friend: Yar to kya tum 1 mahine baad nahaye thay?
Pathan: Nahi, main chalti train main nahaya tha.
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