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1. Aankhen Band Kar k  By: Jasper
   Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band karny par bhi dikhai deta hai. Friend: Acha! Kya dikhai daita hay? . ...


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3. A Man Stealing A Purse  By: Zindagi Rocks
   Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse. Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50. pathan...


4. Pathan ne Paise Bachaye  By: Dapper
   Pathan PCO main gaya, Jaib se Mobile nikala aur Baat kar k Bahar aagaya. Kisi ne pucha: Jab Tumhar...


5. French,French & French  By: wahabi
   Anti Misba: French fries b ho gae French toast bhi kha lya Ab ek French Kiss ho jae . Phatan: Sory j...


6. Michale Jackson  By: wahabi
   Major Rohail: Michale Jackson mar gya hy . Phatan: Oh shit wo khobsurat ballon wala,goora,pyara ur c...


7. 1877 to 1881  By: wahabi
   Major Rohail: Tume pta hy 1877 main kya hova tha . Phatan: Nhi . Major Rohail: Quaid Azam pyda hova ...


8. Garmi ka fyda  By: wahabi
   Phatan: Tmhe pta hai k Garmi ka ek Fyda bhi hai . . Major Rohail: Kya? . . . . Phatan: Very Simple y...


9. I MISS YOU  By: Dhump
   Teacher: What is meant by "I MISS YOU" . . . . Pathan: Is ka matlab hai "Mein Tumhari Miss Hon!"...


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    Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten...


11. Pathan gaya Passport banwane  By: Mr Bean
    Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya, Officer ne kaha NIC dikhao, Pathan ne apni Begum ka NIC de dia....


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    Judge: Aaj tumhe phansi ki saza de jae ge. Tumhari koi aakhri khuwahish? . . Khan: Judge sahab mer...


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14. Tanki saaf krne Chhat  By: Dapper
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    Shahid Afridi ne semi final main Kallis ko kiss kar k ye sabit kr diya FARAZ! K Pathan Pitch per ...