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Khoty Ki Pathano Wali Zid



1 baar 1 Aadmi ka Gadha Apni jaga se hil nahi raha tha.
Aadmi ne bohat koshish ki Magar wo nhi hila.

1 pathan ne dekha to bola: Main Try Karun?
Us ne try ki magar gadha na hila.

Pathan ko Ghussa aaya,
Us ne Pistol nikala aur Gadhay ko maar dala.

Phir us ne Aadmi se Pucha: Kitnay ka Tha?
Admi ne darte darte kaha: 10,000 ka.

Pathan ne foran de Diye.
Aadmi ne puchha: Sarkar is ko maar kiyun dala?

Pathan bola:
"Zaat da Khota te Zid Pathan Wargi"...



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