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Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga



Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

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Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)



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