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Pathan Nahin Aa Sakta



Pathan calls his Wife:

Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta,
Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai.

After 5 min,

He calls:
"Aa Raha hoon Ghalti se pichli Seat py baith gaya Tha". :-)



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