Bachelor v/s Married
Why is a Bachelor Skinny and a Married man Fat?
-The Bachelor comes Home,
Takes one look at what's in the Refrigerator,
And goes to Bed.
-The Married man comes Home,
Takes one look at What's in the Bed
And goes to Refrigerator!
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