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Beta U.S.A se mere liye
Maa : Beta U.S.A se mere liye
Jawan hony ki dawai bhejna.
Bete ny U.S.A se capsule bhejy or kaha k
1 se ziada nahi khana.
Jab Beta USA se wapas aya to dekha k
Ghar me ek khubsoorat larki ghoom rahi thi.
Beta : Tum kon ho?
Larki : Me teri Maa hun.
Beta : Abba kahan hen?
Maa : Unhon ny 10 capsule kha liye thy,
Wo jhoolay me so rahy hen...:-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Aadmi apny Nikaah-Naamy ko
1 Aadmi apny Nikaah-Naamy ko bary ghor se
dekh raha tha.
Bivi ny poocha : Ajee itny piyar se
Q dekh rahy ho?
Aadmi ny kaha : Agar is me ek cheez hoti
to aaj ham Mardon ki zindagi Jannat hoti.
Bivi ny poocha : Wo kiya jee?
Aadmi ny bari Hasrat se kaha :
"Expiry Date"...:-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Dil
Kisi ny ek Shadi shuda admi se pucha : Aap Shadi se
qabal kiya kerty thy?
Us aAdmi ki ankhon me ansoo agaye, Wo bola :
"Jo mera Dil kerta tha"
By:
Rabia Naz
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(Modern Shadi)
(Modern Shadi)
Larka larki k father se :
Me aap ki beti ka haath mangny aaya hun..
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Father : Q?
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Larka : Q k mere haath thak gaye hen,
Usay msg ker ker k.....:-)
By:
Saba Qureshi
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Ek Buzurg se kisi ny BV ka
Ek Buzurg se kisi ny BV ka
Aib Bayan kia to Unhon ny poocha :
Tumhara Dhobi kon hai?
Bola : BV
Bawarchi kon hai?
Bola : BV
Ghar aur Maal ka Chokidar kon hai?
Bola : BV
Mehmano ka Mezban kon hai?
Bola : BV
Pereshani aur Gham me Diljoee kon kerta hai?
Bola : BV
Apny Maa Baap chhor ker umer bhar k liye
Tuharay saath kon rehta hai?
Bola : BV
Bimari me tuhara Teemardar kon hai?
Bola : BV
Batao kabhi BV ny in sab kaamon k
paisy bhi liye?
Bola : Nahi
Buzurg ny farmaya : BV ka ek Aib to nazar
agaya mager itni saari khubiyan nazar nahi aain..?
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Lo G Dil pe Patthar rakh ker Send kero.....:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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RUKHSATI
RUKHSATI
Wo apni Maa se rukhsat hony ki
Ijazat talab ker raha tha
Maa ny Aansu bhari aankhon se us ki
taraf dekha or kanpti hui awaz me kaha
"Ja beta Khuda tujhy kamyab kery"
Us ki Behan bhagti hui aai or
Uska hath chooma or Khuda se us ki
kamyabi k liye dua ki.
Behan se mil ker Wo apny Walid ki
taraf mura, Walid k chehray se pereshani
jhalak rahi thi, Unho ny mohabbat se uske
Sar per haath phera or usy galay laga ker Rukhsat kia.
Darwazay per uska Bhai khara ro raha tha,
Usny Bhai ko galay lagaya or
Khuda Hafiz keh ker gher se nikal gaya..
Or kaha :
"Ab me kahin na kahin se Baraf le ker hi
Wapas aaun ga..."
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Happy Germi
Hy ri Baraf
By:
Sumaira Malik
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POWER OF WIFE
POWER OF WIFE
Shoher BV se : Ye kia tum 1 aur
suit le aain, Abhi Perso hi to...
Bv chilla ker boli : Kia perso?
Bolo..
Bolo kia kaha tum ny?
Kia perso?
Perso kia?
Bolo jaldi!!
Batao kia perso..?
Shoher : Kuch nahi! Me bus ye keh raha tha k
perso bhi ek hi suit lai thi pagli,
Aaj to do le aati...:-0
By:
Sumaira Malik
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