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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Shetan
    Wife : Tum se acha meri shadi shetan se ho jati.

    Husband : Toba ker toba,

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    Behan Bhai ka nikah nahi ho sakta...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Agar aapki Wife
    Agar aapki Wife aapka kehna nahi manti to

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    to

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    itna ghabrany ki koi baat nahi,

    kisi ki bhi Wife nahi manti..


    Iss Parcham k saye taly

    sab aik hen..:-p

    sab aik hen..:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Muskurana Mana Hai
    Muskurana Mana Hai...


    BV ny Shohar k gaal pe thappar maar k Machhar

    maar diya.


    Shohar Ghusse se : Thappar Q Mara..?


    BV : Mujhy pasand nahi k

    Mere hoty huye koi doosra

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    Tumhara Khoon piye....:-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Jhagraa
    Husband Wife me kisi baat per Jhagraa ho gaya,

    Husband Wife se baat nahi ker raha tha.


    Wife : Ab me 10 tak ginti ginu gi, agar tum na bolay

    to me Zehar kha lun gi...

    1 bolo..
    Husband khamosh

    2 bolo na plz
    Husband khamosh

    Wife : bolo na plz
    wife rona start.

    Husband :
    Ginti gin ginti.


    Wife : Oh Thanks! aap bolay to....:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Classic Insult
    Classic Insult

    Bivi (Ghussay me) : Tumharay Dimagh me to

    Sirf Gober hi bhara hai....!!


    Husband (Piyaar se) :

    To phir itni Dair se Khaa Q rahi ho.....? :-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi
    Papa : Beti bari ho ker kiya kero gi...?


    Beti : Shadi.


    Papa : Ghalat baat hai Beti, abhi se

    kisi ka bura nahi sochty.....:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek zamana tha
    Dada : Ek zamana tha jab meri jaib me

    sirf 10 rupe hoty thy,


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    me store se ghee, doodh, chawal aur daalen

    sab kuch le ata tha...


    Pota : Ab ye fankaariyan nahi chaltin Dada ji...

    Ab wahan "Camere" lag gaye hen...


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dileri
    Aurat ki dileri ka andaza aadmi ko Shadi k din

    usi waqt laga lena chahiye jab,

    Wo usay leny 500 baratiyon k saath jata hai,

    Aur

    Udher se ye Sherni akeli hi aajati hai...:-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mirchen
    Bivi : Sunye! Ye Mirchen kis mousam me lagti hen?

    Husband : Koi khaas mousam nahi,

    Jab Sach bolo lag jati hen...;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mard kisy kehty hen
    Bacha Baap se :

    "Abbu! Mard kisy kehty hen?"


    Baap : Uss powerfull insan ko jo

    ghar pe Hukoomat kerta hai.


    Bacha : Bara ho ker me bhi
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    Ammi ki tarha Mard banu ga....:-(


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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