Hosh
Wife : Jab tum Charas peety ho to Mujhy
Sheela kehty ho,
Jab Bhang peety ho to Mujhy
Munni kehty ho,
Aur Jab Whiskey peety ho to Mujhy
Paaro kehty ho,
Aaj Khamosh Q ho??
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Husband :
Aaj Me Hosh me hun Kallo...:-)
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