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Future Planning



Doctor Khatoon se: Aap k Gurday Fail ho gaye hen.

Khatoon roti hui Ghar aai to Muhallay ki sari Aurten aur rishtydar milny k liye aain..

Aurton ny us se pucha: Doctor ny kiya kaha?

Khatoon boli: Mujhy AIDs ho gai hai.

Sari Aurten dar ker Allah toba kerti hui wapas apny ghar chali gain..

Khatoon ki Beti ny pucha: Ammi, doctor ny to kaha tha k Aap k gurday Fail ho gaye hen
Magar Aap Aurton ko Aids bata rahi hen, Aisa Q??

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Khatoon: Ab Me Dekhti hun k Mere Marny k Baad

Tumhary Baap se Kon Shadi Kery ga...;-p:-D



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