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Ambulance



Ek Lady ny Emergency Ambulance ko Phone kiya..

Operator: Yes Plz.

Lady: Mere Paaun ki Ungli Chaai ki Maiz se Takra gai hai.

Operator Hansty huwe: Is k liye Aap Ambulance mangwana chahti hen?

Lady: Nahi Ambulance to Mere Shoher k liye hai,
Usay Hansna nahi chahiye tha...;-p:-D

Operator: Kiyaaa!!..;-0



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