Ambulance
Ek Lady ny Emergency Ambulance ko Phone kiya..
Operator: Yes Plz.
Lady: Mere Paaun ki Ungli Chaai ki Maiz se Takra gai hai.
Operator Hansty huwe: Is k liye Aap Ambulance mangwana chahti hen?
Lady: Nahi Ambulance to Mere Shoher k liye hai,
Usay Hansna nahi chahiye tha...;-p:-D
Operator: Kiyaaa!!..;-0
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