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Farida Jalal's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Farida Jalal
Location: Lahore.
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Member Since: 08 Feb 2009

About Farida Jalal:

I like jokes.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Farida Jalal


  • Khamoshi se bhikarna aa gaya hai,
    Khamoshi se bhikarna aa gaya hai,
    Hume ab khud ujarna aa gaya hai,

    Kisi ko bewafa kehte nahi hein hum,
    Hume bhi ab badalna aa gaya,

    Kisi ki yaad mein rote nahi hum,
    Hume chup chap jalna aa gaya hai,

    Gulabon ko tum apne hi rakho,
    Hume kanton pe chalna aa gaya hai...


    •   Category: Sad Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Quran
    Quran
    Mujhe na bhoolna,
    Mere saath rehna,

    Apne dil mein rakhna,
    Mujhe yaad karna,

    Mujhe samjhna,
    Aur amal karna,

    Kiu ke qayamat ke roz tumhe meri zaroorat ho gi.


    •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Neend 4 tarah ki hoti hai.
    Neend 4 tarah ki hoti hai.

    1) Ambia ki neend
    2) Momin ki neend
    3) Munafiq ki neend
    4) Shaitan ki neend

    Seedhe ho ker ambia sote hein.

    Daayein taraf karwat le ker momin sotey hein.
    Baayein taraf karwat le ker munafiq sote hein.
    Aur

    Ulte ho ker shaitan sote hein.

    Ilm phelane se barh ker koi ibadat nahi..


    •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Dono
    you think of Me and I think of you,
    When we both think of each other,

    Do you know what it means?
    It means we both have no work to do!

    Dono "Nikammay'...


    •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Nabi kareem(S.A.W) ne farmaya:
    Nabi kareem(S.A.W) ne farmaya:

    1) "Libaas ki saadgi eman ki alamaton mein se aik alamat hai". (ABU DAUD)

    2) "Dua ke siwa koi cheez taqdir ke faisle ko rad nahi kar sakti aur naiki ke siwa koi cheez umar ko nahi barha sakti".


    •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • 1 Din ek Pagal Larki
    Story:

    1 Din ek Pagal Larki phoolon se khel rahi thi,
    Halky Halky Baaten kar k phulon ko boosay de k,

    Shayad kuch soch rahi thi,
    Yakayak ek kaantay ne aakar uske Honton ko Zakham Bakhsha,

    Usne phoolon ko hata kar Kaanty ko Muthi main le kar,
    Pyaar se Chuma,
    Shayad woh Jaan gai thi k Pyaar k badly yehi milega.


    •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Ya Allah hum par Reham Farma
    Ya Allah hum par Reham Farma,
    Be shak tu Raheem hai.

    Hamaray Gunaah muaf Farma,
    Be shak tu Rehmaan hai.

    Hamara Rizq Kushada Farma,
    Be shak tu Raziq hai.

    Hamaray Walidain pe Reham Farma,
    Be shak tu Kareem hai.

    Aameen...


    •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Judge mujrim se:
    Judge mujrim se: Batao tumhari akhri khuwahish kya hai?

    Mujrim: Aik mobile nokia N73.

    5 karror rupey

    Aap ki beti se shaadi

    USA ka visa

    2 Saal ka honeymoon

    6-7 bachey jo aap ko nana nana kahein

    Aur mujhe papa papa

    Un ki shaadi karwa doon

    Phir us ke baad aap ko jo faisla karein ge

    Mujhe manzoor ho ga...


    •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Are Diwanoo!
    Are Diwanoo!

    Mujhe pehchano

    Kahan se aaya?

    Mein hoon kon?

    Mein hoon kon?

    Mein hooon

    Mein hoon?

    Mein hoon

    Abay dhakkan number dekh ke pata nahi chala mein hoon kon?


    •   Category: Urdu Text Insults   Send To Mobile  
  • Breaking News:
    Breaking News:

    American President Obama ka kehna hai k

    Aaj k baad America Pakistan k khilaaf koi saazish nahi karega.

    Kyon k Asif Ali Zardari per humain mukammal Aitmaad hai.


    •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
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