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Rehana's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Rehana
Location: Hyderabad
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Member Since: 20 Apr 2009

About Rehana:

Hi. I am Rehana.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Rehana


  • Who am I?
    I can sizzle like Bacon,
    I am made with an egg,
    I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
    I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
    I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
    What am I?
    Reply

    Answer: Snake


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  • Aapke paas 20 rs hain
    Aapke paas 20 Rupees hain, or aap ne 20 Animals kharedney hain,
    Animals ki Price hain....!
    Camel: 4 Rupees
    Horse: 50 paisas
    Donkey: 25 Paisas

    Challange 4 All

    Answer:
    3 Camel @ Rs 4 = 12
    15 Horse @ 50 Paisas = 7.5
    2 Donkey @ 25 Paisas = 0.5
    -------------------------------
    20 Animals = 20 Rupees


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  • Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo
    1.Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Kheenchne Se Choti Hoti Hai?

    2.Woh Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Kaan Nahin, Per Sunta Hai, Dant Nhn Per Katta Hai?

    3. Asad, Abdullah Ka Baap Hai. To Fill in the blank.
    Asad Abdullah K Baap Ka ______ Hai?

    4. Ek Ganja Chor Chori Karne Ata Hai
    Sub Kch Ley Jata Hai Per
    Ek Cheez Nhn Bolo Kya?

    Hy Dum Tu Batao.


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  • Aik Gali mein ___ Bachay
    Aik Gali mein _______ bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik _______ aurat guzri Uss _______ aurat ne hath mein _______ pakri thi un _______ bachon ne uss _______ Aurat ki _______ gira di.

    In 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga.

    Reply must
    If u r genius...


    Answer: CHEENI


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  • A Bus With 7 Girls
    Prove It If U R Genius.

    There''s A Bus With 7 Girls,

    Each Girl Has 7 Bags,

    In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,

    Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,

    Each Cat Has 4 Legs.

    How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?



    Answer: 10990


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  • Some Islamic Questions
    1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.

    2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.

    3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.

    4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.

    5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.

    Its Challenge For All.



    Answers:

    1 - Dariyaee Neel

    2 - Farishtay (Kabhi na Khatay hain na peetay hain)1

    3 - Do Musalmanon k darmiyaan sulah kerwane wala. (Agar woh Sulah kerwane k liye jhoot bol bhi de to jannat main jayega.)

    4 - KAAFIR - (Woh Such bol ker iqraar kerte hain k hum Allah Pak aur Uske Nabi S.A.W ko nahi mantay) woh Jahannum main jayengay.

    5 - Dil k Paas Pasliyon Main.


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