I can't Sell You Unless I See
Man: I'd like to Buy Some Dog Food.
Salesman: Do You've Dog?
Man: Yes
Sale: Where?
Man: Home
Sale: I'm Sorry, I can't Sell you Unless I see Dog. Its Store Policy.
Next Day:
Man: Do you've Cat Food?
Sale: Where's Cat?
Man: Home
Sales: Sorry can't Sell you unless I see cat.
3 day Man Walks in with Bag
Sale: Whats in Bag?
Man: Put your Hand In.
Sale: It's warm and Moist What is it?
Man: Potty! I need Toilet Paper. :-)
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