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Latest English Funny SMS:
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I Am Rich
Boy: Hi
Girl: What??
Boy: How R U??
Girl: Do I Know U??
Boy: I Am Rich..
Girl: Oh Hi, My Name Is Samantha But U Call Me "Sam".
I'm 18 & I Stay At Victoria Street.
I Love Short Dark Men, Specially Like U..
I'm Glade To Meet U.
So When We Are Going Out..??
Boy: No, No, "Rich" Is My Name.
Girl: Sorry I Don't Talk To Strangers.. ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Asad
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Y Girls r Shorter Than Guys
Do U Know
Y Girls r Shorter
Than Guys..??
Bcoz,
When They Hug Each Other
The Boy Lets
His Head Rest On Her
Shoulder & He Can See
The Another Girls
Behind Her...
.
&
.
The Girl Rests Her Head
On His Heart & Feel
Herself Secured By His
Pocket Full Of Money
And Completely
Surrenders Her Life To
Him ... :-D ;-)
.
How Realistic.. :-)
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Lady On Phone
Lady On Phone..
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To U.
U Are
The father Of 1 Of My Kids.
.
Man Stunnd: Omg!
R U Riya..?
No
Anu..?
No
Pari..?
No
Jasi..?
No
.
Lady in Confusion:
No Sir..
I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Surprised
Husband To Wife:
"Wow Darling..,
The House is So clean..!!!
Was the WhatsApp Server down
today...???"
Wife: No..
Husband: (Surprised)
.
.
.
.
.
Wife: I Lost my Phone Charger,
had to put things in place
to look for it... :-)
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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A man walks into a Bar
A man walks into a Bar and orders a shot of Whiskey
then looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks:
"Why you order a shot of whiskey and
afterwards look into his pocket.
The man responded:
"I have a picture of my wife in there
and when she starts to look good
then i'll go home".. ;-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Don't be
.* Don't be s0 Pr0fessional & Busy that u f0rget urself & ur friends
&
in the end
U w0uld be like
Newt0n,
Wh0 b0iled
his watch
in place of egg
Albert Einstein
wh0 in his life
didn't c0mb his hairs
&
L0uis Pasteur
wh0 even f0rg0t
t0 reach in his
0wn wedding.
Dedicated t0
all my hardw0rking
& busy Friends...!
By:
Adnan Shalmani
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Girls are over Imaginative
Girls are over Imaginative..
A Boy sends a text..
Boy: Hey
Girl (to herself):
OMG..he just textd me..
I wonder what he wants..
maybe he just wants to talk..
or maybe he's mad at me,
but all he said was hey..
I should just answer him, dont want to keep him waiting..
well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks I m busy..
no, that's too obvious.
Could this mean he's into me? Or is
he just bored? Either way is fine,
I mean I don't care if he likes me
back. Who said that I even liked him?
huh.. I'm gonna text back now.
Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's?
No that's stupid. 2 y's work.
He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was accidental.
Ok! I got this. Breathe in, breathe out.
Girl: Heyy !!!
Boy: plz mark my attendance at college.. ;-)
By:
Maha Abro
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