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Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Updated Status
    Once A Guy Updated His Status:
    I am Gonna Sleep Shirtless Tonight"
    After 15 Minutes..
    21 Mosquitos Liked His Status.. :-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Fresh Air
    Mom Of The Millenium:

    A Girl Tells Her Mom:
    "I Want Some Fresh Air,
    Can I Go 4 a Walk.?"
    "Alright, But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" :-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Makeup Early Morning
    A Wife Doing Her Makeup Early Morning
    Straight Out From Bed..

    Husband: Are U Crazy.??

    Wife: Just Shut Up.
    I Need To Unlock My Phone.
    Its On Face Recognition Feature
    It Is Not Recognizing Me.. :-(

    Husband: :-D :-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile



  By: Adeel   Send To Mobile
  • What Is Wife
    If Husband Is The Head Of The Family,

    Then What Is Wife??
    Wife Is The Neck Of The Family

    Which Can Turn The Head Anywhere. :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Mere Liye Rishtay
    Larki: Mere Liye Rishtay Aarahy Hen,
    Kuch Kero..

    Santa: Haan Janu, Kal Se
    "Dusri" Hi Dhoond Raha Hun.. :-) :-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • A Male and A Female
    A woman gives birth to a baby
    and afterward the doctor comes
    into the room and says:
    "I have something to tell you about your child.."
    The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says: "What's Wrong with it?"
    The doctor says:
    "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little
    different! It's a hermaphrodite."
    The woman looks confused:
    "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"
    The doctor replies:
    "It has both features of A Male and A Female."
    The Woman looks relieved:
    "What? You mean it has A Penis AND A Brain?" :-p :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Logical Thinker
    A Man In Night Club..
    Bartender: Who Are You? I’ve never seen you before.
    Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink.
    Bartender: What kind of Job?
    Man: Well. I am a Consultant.
    Bartender: Whats that?
    Man: Its a logical thinker.
    Bartender: Logical Think, what?
    Man: Let me explain it with an Example.
    Do you have a dog?
    Bartender: Yes!
    Man: That means you love animals.
    Bartender: True!
    Man: That mean you love your kids too.
    Bartender: Yes True!
    Man: You have Kids, that means you are Married.
    Bartender: Very True!
    Man: You love your Kids. You are still married,
    means you have a beautiful Wife.
    Bartender: Amazing man! How do you know all these?
    Man: Thats logical thinking now you are married
    to a lady, so you are not Gay!
    Bartender: Impressive!
    Man: Time to leave. Bye!
    (About 20 mins, later the Bartender’s Boss Comes)
    Bartender: Boss, you know I met a Consultant today.
    Boss: Consultant!! Whats that??
    Bartender: A logical thinker.
    Boss: Logical what??
    Bartender: I’ll explain it with an Example.
    Boss: Okay!
    Bartender: Do you have a DOG.?
    Boss: No!
    Bartender: That means you are Gay!
    BOSS DIED.. :-) :-D

  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kuch Din
    Boy: Hello, What's ur name?
    She: Hi..I'm "Palak"
    He: Nnice name.
    She: Thank you..
    Aur Phir kuchh Dino baad Me Boy Anr she
    mile, GF-BF bane,Shadi ki aur hasi-
    khusi zindgi Jine lage.
    Kahani khtm
    Moral :- agar "Palak-Panir" wala
    Bhutiyapa na karo to block bhi nahi
    hote aur ladki bhi patt jati hai. ;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • SUSU law
    Newton's SUSU law:

    No Matter how much U
    Press it,
    Shake it,
    Rotate it,
    Slap it,
    Strangle it,
    And Pull it..

    The Last Drop of Urine will
    Always Fall in Your Underwear. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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