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Latest English Funny SMS:
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Fresh Air
Mom Of The Millenium:
A Girl Tells Her Mom:
"I Want Some Fresh Air,
Can I Go 4 a Walk.?"
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Mom:
"Alright, But Ask Ur Fresh Air To Leave U Home By 9 PM" :-)
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Makeup Early Morning
A Wife Doing Her Makeup Early Morning
Straight Out From Bed..
Husband: Are U Crazy.??
Wife: Just Shut Up.
I Need To Unlock My Phone.
Its On Face Recognition Feature
And
It Is Not Recognizing Me.. :-(
Husband: :-D :-)
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U TUM JEO HAZARON SAAL SAAL K DIN HO
50,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
GINTE GINTE NEXT BIRTHDAY AJAEGA :D
By:
Adeel
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A Male and A Female
A woman gives birth to a baby
and afterward the doctor comes
into the room and says:
"I have something to tell you about your child.."
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The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says: "What's Wrong with it?"
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The doctor says:
"There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little
different! It's a hermaphrodite."
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The woman looks confused:
"A hermaphrodite, what's that?"
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The doctor replies:
"It has both features of A Male and A Female."
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The Woman looks relieved:
"What? You mean it has A Penis AND A Brain?" :-p :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Logical Thinker
A Man In Night Club..
Bartender: Who Are You? I’ve never seen you before.
Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink.
Bartender: What kind of Job?
Man: Well. I am a Consultant.
Bartender: Whats that?
Man: Its a logical thinker.
Bartender: Logical Think, what?
Man: Let me explain it with an Example.
Do you have a dog?
Bartender: Yes!
Man: That means you love animals.
Bartender: True!
Man: That mean you love your kids too.
Bartender: Yes True!
Man: You have Kids, that means you are Married.
Bartender: Very True!
Man: You love your Kids. You are still married,
means you have a beautiful Wife.
Bartender: Amazing man! How do you know all these?
Man: Thats logical thinking now you are married
to a lady, so you are not Gay!
Bartender: Impressive!
Man: Time to leave. Bye!
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(About 20 mins, later the Bartender’s Boss Comes)
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Bartender: Boss, you know I met a Consultant today.
Boss: Consultant!! Whats that??
Bartender: A logical thinker.
Boss: Logical what??
Bartender: I’ll explain it with an Example.
Boss: Okay!
Bartender: Do you have a DOG.?
Boss: No!
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Bartender: That means you are Gay!
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BOSS DIED.. :-) :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Kuch Din
Boy: Hello, What's ur name?
She: Hi..I'm "Palak"
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He: Nnice name.
She: Thank you..
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Aur Phir kuchh Dino baad Me Boy Anr she
mile, GF-BF bane,Shadi ki aur hasi-
khusi zindgi Jine lage.
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Kahani khtm
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Moral :- agar "Palak-Panir" wala
Bhutiyapa na karo to block bhi nahi
hote aur ladki bhi patt jati hai. ;-)
Hahahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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SUSU law
Newton's SUSU law:
No Matter how much U
Press it,
Shake it,
Rotate it,
Slap it,
Strangle it,
And Pull it..
The Last Drop of Urine will
Always Fall in Your Underwear. ;-)
Hahhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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