I Am Rich
Boy: Hi
Girl: What??
Boy: How R U??
Girl: Do I Know U??
Boy: I Am Rich..
Girl: Oh Hi, My Name Is Samantha But U Call Me "Sam".
I'm 18 & I Stay At Victoria Street.
I Love Short Dark Men, Specially Like U..
I'm Glade To Meet U.
So When We Are Going Out..??
Boy: No, No, "Rich" Is My Name.
Girl: Sorry I Don't Talk To Strangers.. ;-)
Hahahha
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