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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • A Man's Feelings
    A Man's Feelings..
    I feel like a "Mini Heart Attack"
    when I don't find My Mobile in My Pocket..
    I almost Feel like "Heart Fail"
    when I See it In My Girlfriend's Hand..:-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Baby Are You Jealous
    Boy Friend Asked Her Girl Friend.

    Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous?”

    Girl Friend: “No”

    Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous?”

    Girl Friend: “I Say No”

    Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Seriously Jealous?”

    Girl Friend: “I Already Told You, No”

    Boy Friend: “Baby Can I Get A Kiss?”

    Girl Friend : “Go Get A Kiss From That Ugly Girl
    That Liked Your Status On Facebook".. ;-p

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Marketing lessons
    Marketing lessons..:

    You Propose a Girl:
    "Directing Marketing.."

    You Propose on Phone:
    "Tele Marketing.."

    Girl Slaps you after Proposal:
    "Customer Feedback".. ;-)

  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • How to Screw People
    A Guy asked a girl in a library,
    Do you mind if I sit beside you?
    The girl answered with a loud voice,
    WITH YOUUU!!!!!
    All of the students in the library
    started staring at the guy.
    He was very embarrassed.
    After a couple of minutes,
    the girl walked quietly to the
    guy's table and told him,
    I study psychology and I know
    what a man is thinking.
    Let me guess,
    you were embarrassed, huh!
    The guy responded with a loud voice,
    And all the people in the library
    looked at the girl in shock.
    The guy leaned over and whispered,
    I study
    Mechanical engineering,
    and I know How to Screw People..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • True Fact
    .* Funny But True Fact .*
    Relationship between Lovers in Today's age:-
    You can Touch Each other.

    You cannot Touch Each Other's Mobile..!!

  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Twin Sisters
    "A Question Asked In A Talent Test "

    If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
    How Would You Recognize Your Wife ?
    The Answer Came:
    "Why Should I"....;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • An Idiot
    A Person in Toilet hears 4m adjacent toilet
    & quot Hi, hw r u.."

    He feels embarassed but says..
    & quot "do in just fine.."

    & quot "So what r u up to.."
    & quot "well, jst sitting like you.."

    & quot "Can i come over.."
    & quot "No, no I'm kinda busy now."

    & quot "Listen, I'll call u back.
    There is an idiot in other toilet
    who is answring my questions."...;-p

  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Internet Connection
    Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that,
    The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Annual Checkup
    70 year old goes for annual check up.
    Doc says "I know it seems ridiculous but
    I need a sperm count.
    Take this jar and come back next week
    with a sample" The following week the
    guy is back apologizing for not having the sample.
    He says "I tried it with my right hand
    and with my left hand, My wife tried
    it with her teeth in and with her teeth out
    but we cannot get the lid off the jar"..;-)

  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Unity
    The Importance Of ‘Unity‘
    Explained At It’s Best:

    What Did One Leg Of
    A Woman Tell The Other:

    "United We Are Saved,
    Divided We Are F@@@ked"..;-)

  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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