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Latest English Funny SMS:
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A Man's Feelings
A Man's Feelings..
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I feel like a "Mini Heart Attack"
when I don't find My Mobile in My Pocket..
&
I almost Feel like "Heart Fail"
when I See it In My Girlfriend's Hand..:-D
Hahahhaa
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Baby Are You Jealous
Boy Friend Asked Her Girl Friend.
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous?”
Girl Friend: “No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Jealous?”
Girl Friend: “I Say No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Are You Seriously Jealous?”
Girl Friend: “I Already Told You, No”
Boy Friend: “Baby Can I Get A Kiss?”
Girl Friend : “Go Get A Kiss From That Ugly Girl
That Liked Your Status On Facebook".. ;-p
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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How to Screw People
A Guy asked a girl in a library,
Do you mind if I sit beside you?
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The girl answered with a loud voice,
I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOUUU!!!!!
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All of the students in the library
started staring at the guy.
He was very embarrassed.
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After a couple of minutes,
the girl walked quietly to the
guy's table and told him,
I study psychology and I know
what a man is thinking.
Let me guess,
you were embarrassed, huh!
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The guy responded with a loud voice,
"200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT!
THAT'S TOO MUCH!"
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And all the people in the library
looked at the girl in shock.
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The guy leaned over and whispered,
I study
Mechanical engineering,
and I know How to Screw People..;-p
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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True Fact
.* Funny But True Fact .*
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Relationship between Lovers in Today's age:-
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You can Touch Each other.
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But
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You cannot Touch Each Other's Mobile..!!
By:
Adnan Shalmani
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Twin Sisters
"A Question Asked In A Talent Test "
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
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How Would You Recognize Your Wife ?
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The Answer Came:
"Why Should I"....;-)
Hahahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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An Idiot
A Person in Toilet hears 4m adjacent toilet
& quot Hi, hw r u.."
He feels embarassed but says..
& quot "do in just fine.."
& quot "So what r u up to.."
& quot "well, jst sitting like you.."
& quot "Can i come over.."
& quot "No, no I'm kinda busy now."
& quot "Listen, I'll call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet
who is answring my questions."...;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Annual Checkup
70 year old goes for annual check up.
Doc says "I know it seems ridiculous but
I need a sperm count.
Take this jar and come back next week
with a sample" The following week the
guy is back apologizing for not having the sample.
He says "I tried it with my right hand
and with my left hand, My wife tried
it with her teeth in and with her teeth out
but we cannot get the lid off the jar"..;-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Unity
The Importance Of ‘Unity‘
Explained At It’s Best:
What Did One Leg Of
A Woman Tell The Other:
"United We Are Saved,
Divided We Are F@@@ked"..;-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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