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  • Definition of NURSE
    Definition of NURSE:

    "Nurse is a Beautiful Dashing Girl,,

    Who Holding Your Hand,

    Looking into Your Eyes,

    And Still Wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal".. :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Wife says 2 husband
    Wife says 2 Husband:
    W: Come help with the garden.

    Husband: What do u think I am a gardener?

    W: Come fix the toilet faucet.

    H: What do u think I am a plumber?

    W: Come fix the door handle.

    H: What do u think I am a carpenter?
    The Husband went out But
    when he came back, he saw that everything is fixed..
    The Garden..Toilet faucet..& the Door handle.
    He asked his wife who had done it?

    The wife said: Its the neighbour's son,
    But He gave me 2 options...
    Either to make Him a Hamburger or have sex with him...

    Husband: I'm Sure, U gave him a Hamburger!!

    Wife: What do U think
    I Am Mcdonalds.?? :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Tere Baad
    Tere Baad Hum Ny Dil Ka Darwaza Khola Hi Nahi,,

    Warna Bohat Log Aaye Thy Is Ghar Ko Sajany K Liye..!

  By: Adnan .   Send To Mobile
  • Strange But True
    A Boy Its Easier To Pick Up A Girl
    Of Weight 45 Kg..
    But Its Quiet Difficult To Pick Up
    A Gas Cylinder Of Weight 14.2 Kg.. :-D

    Strange But True.

  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
    ** REALITY **

    A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo..

    Tourist Asked From Him:
    In This Photo Nobody Has Been Working..

    Painter Replied:
    "This Is The View Of Work In Government Office" :-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Annual Budget
    Wife: How Much Do U Love Me??

    Husband: 72%

    Wife: Why Not 100% ??

    Husband: 28% GST on "Luxurious Items" :-D

    Super Annual Budget..


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Two Police Officers Crash
    Two Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.

    After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,

    "Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Interior Designer
    Salesman: "Madam These
    Undergarments Will Look Nice on U"

    Girl: How Can U Be So Sure?

    Santa: I Have Done Diploma
    In Interior Designing. :-D

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Faster Than U
    Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?
    Son: Ya Mom, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Hide Your Important Files
    How to Hide Your Important Files
    From People Without Making Hidden Folders.

    1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
    2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
    3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer.
    4. Done ? ?:-D :-)

  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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