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Latest English Funny SMS:
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Baran
Yaow da Meeny judai she bal ghamuna sarre wajne
Be da Yara che warege Baranona sarre wajne.
By:
Khan
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Bomb
Man: Officer! There's A Bomb In My Garden.
Officer: Don't Worry.
If No One Claims It Within Three Days,
You Can Keep It.. :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Little Girl And A Cop
There Is A Little Girl On A Bike And A Cop On A Horse.
Cop: Did You Get That Bike From Santa?
Girl: Yes.
Cop: Next Year Ask Santa For Some Reflectors
"The Cop Gave Her A $5 Fine"
Girl: Hey Cop, Did Santa Get You That Horse For Christmas?
Cop: Yes.
Girl: Tell Santa Next Year
Put The Dick On The Bottom Of The Horse, Not The Top.
HAHAHAHA
By:
Maha Abro
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Chinese Names
Q: How Do Chinese People Choose Their Kid's Names?
A: Easy.. They Just Throw
Their Pots And Pans Down The Stairs,
And Listen For The Sounds;
"Dong- Ping- Wang- Feng- Chung" :-D
Hhahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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A Teacher
Teacher: Arnold, What Do You Call
A Person Who Keeps On Talking When People Are No Longer Interested??
Arnold: A Teacher Sir.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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