Below Are Some Funny SMSs
Below Are Some Funny SMSs But
They Are Logical And Real At The Same Time:
1. When A Store Is Open 24 Hours A Day And 365 Days A Year,
Why Is There A Lock On The Door ?
2. When You Are Not Supposed To Drive A Car When You Have Been Drinking,
Why Do Bars Have A Parking Lot?
3. When Swimming Is Good For The Development Of Our Arms And Legs,
Why Do Fish Not Have Arms And Legs?
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