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Lecture on Ill Effects of Drinking



Police Arrested a Drunkard & asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 listen Lecture on Ill Effects of Drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?

Man: My wife. :-)



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