outside when i''m here
How Pakistani Professors speak English:
1. don't dare talk infront of my back!
2. both of you three get out of the class!
3. Why are you so late? .. say Yes or No .. ?
4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. I have 2 daughters both of them are girls !
6. All of you stand in a straight circle !
7. Quite! The Principal just passed away
8. Everybody stand lengthwise
9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when i'm here ?
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