A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door.
A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door.
A lady opened it. Before she could speak,
the salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet.
Salesman: Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in nxt 15 mins with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shit!
Lady: Do u need Chilli Sauce with that?
Salesman: why Madam?
Lady: Becoz there's no electricty in the house.
MORAL: Over smartness is dangerous in pakistan.
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