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Newton's Wife To Newton



Newton's Wife To Newton:
How M I Looking?

Newton: Tan c/sin c

wife: Huh?

Newton:
tan c/sin c=(sin c/cos c)/sin c
=1/cos c
=sec c..!

Naughty Newton.



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