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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

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  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • One Good News One Bad News
    One Good News
    One Bad News

    Good News:1 Kg Aaloo K Saath NOKIA N97 Free :-)
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    Bad News: 1Kg Aaloo
    Rs 39,999/=Only


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Catchline on the WALL of
    Catchline on the WALL of
    A College Canteen Hall:



    This Food Must Be Good.
    Ten Thousand FLIES
    Cant Be Wrong..!:-P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • A Fact: When U Read A Good Msg, U
    A Fact:

    When U Read A Good Msg,

    U Never Think Of The PersOn WhO Sends it

    But

    U Think Of The PersOn WhOm U Want To Send It..:-)

    Moral:

    Paise Koi Laawey,

    Te Yaad Koi Aawey..:-D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • A Great Japanese proverb: , If one
    A Great Japanese proverb:

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    If one can do it, u too can do it, If none can do it, u must do it.

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    its chinese version:

    if one can do it, u can do it better. If none can do it stil u can do it the best

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    and

    PAKISTANI version:

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    If one can do it, let him do it.!

    If none can do it, how can u do it??


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Today Is The Day Of The Disabled. Plea
    Today Is The Day Of
    The Disabled. Please
    Send An Encourging
    Msg To A Retarded
    Friend, Just As I Did.
    ...You Hang In There
    Sunshine, U're Really
    Special =P =D


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • A Guy Wanted to Invite Dancer Nargis
    A Guy Wanted to Invite
    Dancer Nargis
    Owais Qadri Naat Khwan
    n
    Sharukh Khan
    ...To Wedding Aniversary
    His Wife saved His Money
    &
    Invite All In One
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    Sahir Lodhi ... =D =D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Fantastic Definitions
    ~Fantastic Definitions~

    School:
    A place where
    papa pays & son plays :-D

    Life insurance:
    A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

    Marriage:
    its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

    Dictionary:
    A place where success comes before work :-)

    Smile:
    A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

    Doctor:
    A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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