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Apni Saaree Wapas le lo



Nokrani: Bibiji, Apni Saaree Wapas le lo.

Lady: Kyun?
~
Nokrani: Jab Pehanti hun to SAHAB,
Aap samajh k dhyan hi nahi dete,
,
Ulte DRIVER pichhe se Lipat Jata
Hai.. ;-p ;-)

Hahhaa



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