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Man Offering A Drink



Man Offering A Drink To A Lady In Bar..
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Lady: “No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs”
Man: “Legs? That Is Strange, Do They Pain Or Swell?”
Lady: “No, They Spread“.. ;-)

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