Diwali K Jhatkey
Diwali K Jhatkey.. ;-)
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3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile..
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1st: Mere Daddy
10,000 Ke Patakhe Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye.
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2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000
Ke Patakhe Laaye Thy,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye.
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3rd:
Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thy..
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To Mera Bhai 5000 Ka
Sirf Ek Patakka Laaya Aur
Saari Raat Humne
Baari-Baari Usay Bajayaa.. ;-)
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Jo Samjha wo Share kare,
Baki Pogo dekho Pogo.. :-)
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