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ZUKAAM



WIFE: KUTTE KO KESE PATA CHALTA HAI KI KUTIYA KA MAN KR RHA HAI??

HSBND: USKI SOONGH KER..

WIFE: AAJ TUJE ZUKAAM HAI KIYA.. ;-) ;-p



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