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Dil Ka Haal



Aurat Ek Baba K Pass Gai Aur Kaha:
"Baba Mujhy Dilon Ka Haal Jaanna Hai."

Baba: Qareeb Aao..

Aurat Thora Qareeb Ho Gai.

Baba: Aur Qareeb Aao..

Aurat Thora Aur Qareeb Aa Gai.

Baba Ny Us Ki Kamar Per Hath Phera Aur Kaha:
"Thora Aur Qareeb Aao.."

Aurat Boli: Baba Aap Meri Lena Chahty Hen..??

Baba Muskura Ker Bola:
"Dekh Tujhy Dil Ka Haal Pata Lagna Shuru Ho Gaya Hai.." ;-p ;-)

Hahhaha



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