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Ulti Machine



Pappu Juice Ki Dukan Par Apny Baap Se:
"Papa Kya Koi Aisi Ulti
Machine Nahi Hai
Jisme Juice Dalo To Phal Nikle.?"
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Papa: Hai Na Beta,
Tu Usi Ka To Phal Hai.. ;-)

Hahahha



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