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Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Koi Girlfriend hai Teri
    Dad: Koi Girlfriend hai Teri?

    Son: Nahi Q?

    Dad: Ya girlfriend bana ly
    Ya phir Bathroom
    ,
    Saaf kiya ker...;-p:-0


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Chup Chup K
    Son: Abbu Ji, Me ne Suna ha k
    Maa Baap ko dekhne se Sawab Milta ha.

    Father: Jis tarah Tu chup chup k
    Dekhta ha Na Kaminay
    Us Tarah Dekhney se To
    Gunah Milta ha...:-0


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • AAP Bhi Khaiye Na
    1 Aadmi Dinner Ke waqt Apne Bete
    Se Gusse Me Bola:
    Gadhe, KARELA Kha, LAMBA Hoga
    .
    .
    .
    Bivi Sharmate Hue Boli:
    .
    .
    AAP Bhi Khaiye Na...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pajama
    Husband: Aaj bahut dino baad Tumhari Friend Ghar per ayi
    Bohat acha laga..:)

    Wife: Jeans pehen lo,
    Pajaame me Tumhari Khushi
    ,
    ,
    Saaf Nazar aa rahi hai..;-p:)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Pait Kharab
    Waqt Ki Qadar Is Banday se Pucho Jo
    Bathroom k Bahar Khara Ho Aur
    Us Ka Pait Kharab Ho,

    Aur

    Bathroom K Ander Waly Banday ko
    QABZ Ho...;-p

    (Hanso Mat,
    Waqt Ki Qadar Kero)..:)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Missed Call
    1 Kunwari Ladki Ko Bacha Ho Gaya.

    Uss Ke Baap Ne Poocha Ki Yeh Kiss Ka Bacha Hai?

    Ladki:
    Papa Missed Call to sab He Marte The,
    Pata nahi Kis ki Call Receive ho gai...;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Plugged
    Husband Asked His Wife While Doing Sex
    Husband: “Honey, Why Do I Get
    All My Great Ideas In Bed Only?”
    Smart Wife: “Because You’re Plugged
    Into A Genius


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Prove That
    Teacher:
    Prove That AB/AG + 2MP +
    4WD + 9MC = ABC?
    .
    .
    Pappu: A Boy Over A Girl +
    2 Minute Pain + 4 White Drops +
    9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Too Fast
    Sarsar: DO you speak English?
    Pathan: Yes

    Sardar: Name?
    Pathan: Abdul al-Rhasib

    Sardar: Sex?
    Pathan: Three to five times a week.

    Sardar: No, no..
    I mean male or female?
    Pathan: Yes, male, fe-male,
    sometimes ca-mel.

    Sardar: Holy cow!
    Pathan: Yes, cow,sheep,animals in general.

    Sardar: But isn't it hostile?
    Pathan: Horse style, doggy style, any style!

    Sardar: Oh dear!
    Pathan: No, no!
    Deer runs too fast..
    .
    .
    Moral:-
    English is not that Easy..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • My Education Was Ruined
    Internet ruined my Education

    When I went to school and I was taught that:
    .
    Pussy meant a cat,
    .
    Sex meant a gender,
    .
    Bitch is a female dog,
    .
    Dick was a name,
    .
    Bang was a sound,
    .
    Rubber was an eraser,
    .
    Head meant a part of the body,
    .
    69 was just a number.
    .
    And then I came across internet
    and my education was ruined..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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