Too Fast
Sarsar: DO you speak English?
Pathan: Yes
Sardar: Name?
Pathan: Abdul al-Rhasib
Sardar: Sex?
Pathan: Three to five times a week.
Sardar: No, no..
I mean male or female?
Pathan: Yes, male, fe-male,
sometimes ca-mel.
Sardar: Holy cow!
Pathan: Yes, cow,sheep,animals in general.
Sardar: But isn't it hostile?
Pathan: Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Sardar: Oh dear!
Pathan: No, no!
Deer runs too fast..
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Moral:-
English is not that Easy..;-p
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