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Collection of Dirty Adult SMS Jokes - Naughty and dirty SMS Jokes, Dirty Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of dirty messages, we have taken a step to make latest & dirty sms & text messages collection that will be covering dirty sms text, dirty sms quotes and dirty sms poems.

Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Zaiqa
    Sachi Mohabbat kiya hai??

    Jab tumhary Mehboob ki Naak beh rahi ho,

    Aur tum usy Chaat lo,

    Aur tumhen us ka Zaiqa


    'Rafhan Custard'


    jesa lagy to samajh lena k,


    U R In LOVE...;-p :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Science Ki Jadeed Tehqeeq
    Science ki jadeed Tehqeeq k mutabiq


    Bachpan me Naak k Chohay

    khany waly log

    Hamesha right hand me

    Mobile pakar ker sms parhty hen...


    Hath Mat Badlo.....:-p


  By: Rabia Naz   Send To Mobile
  • Mujhe Gas ki problem hy
    Old Lady to Doctor:
    Mujhe Gas ki problem hy per achi baat ye hy k meri gas main na Boo aati hy na Awaz. Ap k office main b 20 dafa gas chor chuki hn per kisi ko pata nai chala..

    Doc: Ye Dawa lain aur 1 week baad aayen..

    1 week baad

    Old Lady: Ap ne mujhe kia dawa de di? meri gas main ab b awaz nai arahi pr buht Zehrily Badboo arahi hy...

    Doc: Good..
    Apki Naak theek hogayi hy..

    ab hum ap k KAAN ka ilaaj karen ge.


  By: Zubair Anjum   Send To Mobile
  • Balghum Ko Dhoop Mein Sukha Ker
    Balghum Ko Dhoop
    Mein Sukha Ker Choti
    Choti Goliya'n Bna K
    Chabaya Jaye Tou...
    Ding Dong Bubble
    ...Gum Ki Kami Puri Ho
    Jati Hy ...

    Zubaid Aapa K Yummy
    Totke .. =P =D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal
    Dunya Ki Tareekh Ka Ek Aisa Sawal
    Jo Aapki Neenden Urra Dega.

    Magar Dil Tham K Sawal Parhna.

    Sawal Ye Hai K.

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    Bulgham Namkeen Hota Hai Ya Khatta?


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Laal Baig Ko Milk Main Ubaal Kr
    Laal Baig Ko Milk
    Main Ubaal Kr
    Dhoop Mein Sukha
    Kr Laal Mirchon K
    Sath Pees Kr Ankhon
    Pr Lagany Se
    Nazer Kamzor
    Nahe Hoti.

    "ZUBEDA AAPA K JAAN LEVA TOTKE" ;->


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • CHIPKALI ko Ubaal Kar
    CHIPKALI ko Ubaal Kar Dhoop Mai Sukha kar
    Chips jesa Crunchi Hony k Baad
    Ketchup Ooper Daal Kar Khaya jaye to

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    ULTI Aa Jati Hai.
    Eeeww... Yak.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Kamzor Dil Wale Na Parhen
    Kamzor Dil Wale Plz ye sms na parhen

    Ek bht khubsurat Larki hoti hy
    Gali ka har Larka usay pasand krta tha

    Ek bar us ki Tabiyat khraab ho gayi
    Us ko ultiyan aane lagin

    Us ne ek glass mein Ulti ki aur kaha

    "Jo mujh se Sacha Pyar Kart hy Wo ye ulti pee le"

    Ek larka tayar ho jata hy Wo Aadha Glass peene
    k baad ruk jata hy
    Tou Larki puchti hy
    "Kia hua ruk Q gaye?"

    Us larke ne Hasrat Bhari Nigah se Dekha aur kaha

    "Balgham Aa Gaya Tha Chaba Raha Tha..." :-)


  By: Broad Caster   Send To Mobile
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