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Collection of Dirty Adult SMS Jokes - Naughty and dirty SMS Jokes, Dirty Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa). To fulfill their demand of dirty messages, we have taken a step to make latest & dirty sms & text messages collection that will be covering dirty sms text, dirty sms quotes and dirty sms poems.

Latest Dirty SMS / Jokes:

  • Open the zip
    Feeling Bored?
    Wanna Joy?
    Missing Badly your GF?

    Wondering, what to do?

    Open the zip!
    Enter your hands in
    between your zip..
    & Take Out your...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Book from Your Bag
    And Study...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Parosi K Pendrive Se
    Wife: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahin Aata.

    Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachche
    Internet Se Download Kiye Hain.?

    Wife: Nahin Ye To Parosi Ke
    Pendrive Se Liye Hen...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Girl T-Shirt
    Most interesting line
    written on the front of
    T-shirt of a Girl,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Excuse Me!
    My Face is Above...;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • A Young Girl after her Honeymoon
    A Young Girl after her Honeymoon
    came fully exhausted and tired,

    When her friends asked her what happened?

    She Replied Her:
    When This 70 years Old Bastard told me
    he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
    ,
    "I thought It was MONEY"...;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Toilet Saaf Ker K
    Husband: Jb main Tum pr ghussa krta hon tu

    Tum Apna ghussa kahan nikalti ho?

    Wife: TOILET saaf kr k.

    Husband: hain..!
    kesy saaf krti ho?

    Wife: Tumhary Toothbrush se...;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Larki Doctor Se
    Larki Doctor Se:
    Me Jab Cigarette Piti Hun to
    Ajeeb Be-chaini si hoti hai,
    ,
    Me Jab Pehla Kash Leti Hun to
    Apny Shoes Utar Deti Hun,
    ,
    Dusry Kash Me Apna Dupatta
    Utar Deti Hun,
    ,
    Aur Teesry Kash Me Apni Shirt..


    Doctor:
    Ye Lo "Gold Leaf"
    Aur Tafseel Se Batao..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Condom to Whisper
    Condom to Whisper: Bloody every Month u stop
    my Business for One Week.

    Whisper: If U make a Mistake,
    I lose My Business for 9 Months...;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sara Mohalla Bahu K Sath
    Man: Mistri ji, Bed Mazboot banana,
    Mere Bete ko Bahu ke saath sona hai.

    Mistri: Aisa Mazboot banaunga k
    Sara Mohalla Bahu ke saath
    soye to bhi Nahin tootega..;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ghalti Se
    Simran to Doctor :
    Me ne ghalti se Meri Bhabhi ki
    iPill kha li,
    kya kru?

    Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
    Dosto ko khush karo,
    72 ghanto k liye
    Prepaid ho gayi ho.

    Jaa Simran Jaa..
    Jee le Apni Zindagi.


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • No Girlfriend
    Mareez: Dr.Sahab, Mera Khada nahi hota.

    Dr: Are U Married?
    Mareez: NO
    Dr: Do U have Girlfriend?
    Mareez: NO
    Dr: Muth Marte ho?
    Mareez: NO

    Dr: To BC Khada karke Kapry taange ga kiya..;-p:)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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